Santa Claus is an Asshole

Five Reasons:

1. The Creepiness of Santa

He sees me when I'm sleeping? And knows when I am awake? An obese omniscient elf living in an arctic desert just sounds more like an effective horror movie plot than family fun. The mystical antagonist sneaking into your house in the middle of the night through your chimney to steal all of your money and magically turn it into more shit you don't need.

2. Basis of Christmas

Christmas is based on a variety of pagan holidays and virtually all of the traditional practices stem from these pagan roots. One of these holidays was the birthday of Mithras, celebrated on December 25. Mithras was a pagan god who had tweleve apostles, told his followers to commune with him by drinking wine and eating pieces of bread, and ascended to heaven. Furthermore, biblical evidence suggests Christ (if he existed and the story told is accurate) was born in the spring time. Therefore Christmas is either a bastardization of pagan holidays by the Church in an attempt to suppress these pagan holidays or the result of christans assimilating pagan traditions. In any event, christmas has little to do with christ and has been further bastardized by the consumerist society of the united states.

3. Commercialism

The myth and tradition of Santa has been transformed in The United States into rational for an orgy of consumerism. The day after Christmas: throw away the tree, mound trash in the can, and revel in the unneeded products.

4. Santa Claus is a Jewish/New Age/United Nations Conspiracy

As the bible believers website says:

"You ever noticed how easy it is to transform "Satan" from "Santa"? Just move the "n" to the end. And presto! "Satan" appears. . . Hmmm….An internet Google search on "Satan Claus" [not Santa Claus – but SATAN Claus] found over 1,700 hits! Obviously, there are many that tie the two together.The rearranging of letters (called anagrams) to hide secret names or words has long been practiced in the occult. Is "Claus" another anagram for "Lucas"? It’s no secret "Lucas" and "Lucis" is a new-age "code word" for "Lucifer". The Alice Bailey founded new age, occult publishing company was originally named "Lucifer Publishing Company" but in 1924 the name was cleverly changed to "Lucis Trust". By the way, the Lucifer worshipping Lucis Trust is a major player in the works of the United Nations (formerly located in the United Nations building) but now located on "prime-time" 1200 Wall Street."and finally: 'Claus' sounds a lot like 'claws'."

5. The Bible

Even the bible is against Christmas and its elf overlord.

Jeremiah 10:1-4
10:2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
10:3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
10:4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.


sources:

http://www.truthbeknown.com/Christmas
http://www.endchristmas.com/
http://www.biblebelievers.com